1d12 Axeification
“Damn you thief!” yelled Urkral. He then turned to the elf sorcerer. “Quick elf I have an idea.” Urkral then hoisted out his greataxe. “Get to the goblin chieftain and then teleport him into my axe. It’ll be an automatic critical!”
The elf and halfling both looked at each other and then broke out laughing.