Finally someone puts a character into their story I can relate to. Well, other than Rocky Dennis from Mask.

Jarvis is a professional study on the phrase “gruesomely ugly.â€? His face looked as though he’d been attacked by a cheese-grater and he escaped by climbing an ugly tree. made me LOL Jon!
Keep em coming!

Heh, I had to have fun with that. Originally it was “attacked by a cheese-grater when he was a kid and escaped by climbing, then fell out of the biggest ugly tree in the world and hit every branch on the way down.” But it was WAY too long. And more are coming, as always!

Too funny!

Reminds me of a girl you used to date.

And I kept finding myself thinking of The Shin from Neuromancer…good character.