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Jack finally arrived at the CTU building one hour later. He opened the door and stode inside. “You!” He shouted pointing to the secretary. “Scan this for finger prints.”

“Jack! We have reason to believe that the NMC terrorists have-”

“Weapons Of Mass Destruction? YaI know. They always those things.”

“By the way, scanned it. No fingerprints. However I did just recieve word that they used the ‘Objective Radar Implosion Heat Infared Death Bomb’ also known as the ORIHIDB .”

”...Damn thats a long name.”

“Ya. It was invented by… (camera zooms in on secretaries face) CHANEY !”

“Oh my god! I’ve got to get to him! Where is he?”

“Already looked. He’s at the park.”

“Got it. See if there are any moles. The cylons can look like us now.”

“Got it. If I see any mole terrorists I’ll tell you.”

“Not if you see moles, but when you see moles. I’ve got to go. I’ve got sunglasses, a jacket, a gun, a bottle of whiskey and a Chaney to find.”

“Good luck!”

“I don’t need any.”

(cue dramatic music)

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