:D I am laughing so hard right now… (And I had to find Sir Mixalot to reread it with a “soundtrack”- made it even more hilarious.) I can’t say what my favorite part was for sure: the first line, imagining Krystle in a pool of salsa, or the last sentence! Follow up is going to be a real challenge. (Especially when trying to regain one’s composure. ;D) Worth so much more than 5*’s.

Thanks Jen…yeah I hated that song but it sticks in your head like used bubble gum. I had to work that line in somehow!

LOL , you set up that punchline beautifully. Well crafted.

Very funny.

Good call back to the Sir Mix-A-Lot reference in one of the early comments. Very well done.