Obama put down his pen and sat back in his chair in the oval office with a smile. He’d finally done it. In front of him was a comprehensive plan to fix practically every problem currently facing the United States. This would wipe out the deficit, repair damaged foreign relations, he’d even fit in universal health care! Obama had saved America.

It was so simple. All he’d had to do was legalize mari…

KABOOM !!!

Suddenly the doors flew inward, Obama ducked under the desk just in time as they flew against the far wall, right where his head had been. Gray acrid smoke filled the room and the president struggled to keep from coughing as he peered from under the desk, trying to access the situation.

Before he could do anything two assault rifles were pointed in at him from the smoke and a voice shouted at him to “Don’t move!” The president held up his hands to show he was unarmed and obeyed the voice’s instructions as a figure came into view.

“Hil..Hillary?!”

“Hello, Obama. It’s time for a change…”