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Brittany's Intro

“Goddammit, Brittany get over here!” Joey the Manager screamed.
”’kay, 1 sec!” Brittany yelled from the other side of the stage. “God, can u believe him? Its like Im 30 miles away, not 30 feet. I swear, 1 day he is going 2 spontaniously combust from being so high-strung,” Brittany muttered 2 her tailor, who, knoing better than 2 disagree, nodded.
Brittany glanced bac @ Joey the Manager. He was staring @ her, w/ that fuming look on his face, muttering profanities under his breath.
Finaly the tailor finished measuring her, & Brittany knew wat would be awaiting her when she got 2 Joey the Manager.
“Im coming,” She ran 2 Joey the Manager, & he screeched, “Finally! Im firing that goddamn tailor! She made us delay rehearsal for 5 whole goddamn minutes! And how long is that in the showbiz world? Its-”
“5 whole goddamn years. Yes, yes, I no! Now can we get started?” Brittany walked 2 her spot on the stage.
“Alright, people! Intro in 3, 2, 1-”
Pop music blasted thru the speakers.

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