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Big Ida at the Wheel, Yeah, Uh-uh, O.K.

With Sam stuck in the year 1984, Big Ida and Petey were alone in the UFO . The spacecraft landed and Colonel Zane’s henchmen went to arrest Big Ida. Pete tackled them, but they got away. Ida pulled Petey into the spaceship, and took off.

Colonel Zane’s spacecraft appeared in front of the main display. Red and orange lights flashed in sequence, and one light seemed to be locked on their ship.

“Descend at once. This is your last warning!”

“Let’s blast him, baby! Where’s the laser cannons on this damn thing?” Ida asked.

“Careful, Ida. I think he means it. Do you think you can land?” Terry asked her.

“Oh no, baby. We ain’t come all this way to give it all up just now! Hey Petey, get me a smoke!”

“Here you go, Ida,”

“Thank you, baby. I love you.”

“I know,” Pete responded.

“Hold on, fellas. We going for a little ride!”

Ida closed her eyes and placed her hands into the sphere. The spacecraft rocked to and fro and then sped off into the distance, Colonel Zane following close behind.

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