Come Stay with Me (Googley Challenge)

I am a resort hotel :)

Melia: Hotel Sol Melia

If I do my real first name (Melia is my real middle name), which is Stephanie, I get “A progressive talk radio show syndicated nationally, mixing humor with the latest political events.”

I’m pretty cool.

So, if you come and stay at Hotel Sol Melia, You will get an exotic vacation resort filled with shimmering sands, sapphire waters, and Jorge the Cabana Boy at your beck and call. And for your listening pleasure, Stephanie will entertain you with her progressive politcal humor.

Sounds like fun eh?

Now if you’ll excuse me, Jorge the Cabana Boy is here with my evening daiquiri.

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