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Ethan Jr.'s Night Out.

After Ethan Jr enjoyed the Hookah and a few drinks he was feeling relaxed. His sister Melanie was talking, but he wasn’t really listening to a word she said.
He knew she was probably talking about a Louis Vuitton bag or shoes or whatever it was the French designer made.

With each fresh drink he got drunker and louder.

“Mel, didya shee who jusht came in the door?”, Ethan said.

Melanie looked. “Oh, isn’t he McHottie from that law show?,”she said excitedly.

“Thash the guy,” Ethan drooled as McHottie approached.

McHottie, also known as Daniel Danko, took Melanies hand and genlty kissed it.
Melanie blushed and giggled.

Ethan Jr, face flushed with jealousy said, “Hey jerk, keep your McHottie hands off my shister.”

“Back off sissyboy,” McHottie said and shoved Etahn Jr. back into his chair.

Ethan got up in a rage, sucker punched the unsuspecting actor, who fell to the floor, screaming, “He boke by dose.”

“Eeth, lets get outta here, now,” his sister demanded as she dragged him away through the crowd.

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