Funny and macabre at the same time. Nice last line! Thanksgiving should begin with a capital letter, though.

Just so you know, I would have given you five stars but the rating system doesn’t want to cooperate.

Fixed Thanksgiving, I will remember some day that dates and such get capitalized.

Cool. Nice twist there at the end. Definitely wasn’t expecting it.
Also, I think you meant “onto the old coffee table,” rather than “unto the old coffee table.”
Thank you so much for entering.

wow. amazing twist. i definitely didnt expect it.

Very funny final line and a good, unexpected twist to boot.

Great entry, fits the challenge perfectly. Love the gritty feel that slides perfectly into the darkly humorous ending.

Some supermarkets cook the turkey for you……..
LOL
Nice twist!

wow thats what it comes down to huh, he realizes what he would be missing if he took someone’s life.

Hope your mom doesn’t reed your writing!

Nicely done.

That is really cool. Sort of has a “Throw momma from the train” kind of feeling, but only after you’ve read the whole thing. Well done!

LoA

Never would have seen that coming, I laughed out loud.

That was freaking awesome.