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“Maybe ya’ll should get a new sign.”
“Uh maybe you should pirate movies like the rest of the world.”
Before the patron could reply, the co-owner & clerk interrupted the two and quipped, “MR.ZWEINER DID YOU ORDER BOYS GONE WILD ?”
“WATCHEW TALKINBOUT you you NERD .” stammered the costumer.
Mel replied in a voice that was loud enough to get the other costumer’s attention, “NO SIR WE DO NOT SELL , YOUNG BOYS ON BIG BLACK TOYS .”
SLABTM
“He is going home to his tube top wearing step son to eat a mayonnaise sandwich.” as they high five.
“I got to confess man i got the country mouse syndrome.”
“Huh”?
“Yeah i thought you were crazy when you started the crime fighter gig, but now, not axis and allies, warcrack, or even midget porn has any appeal to me.Why did we have to lock up our nemesis?”
“I know,1st time and we catch him,what rotten luck.”
“HEY MATHUSLA STORE IS CLOSIN GET OUT ” said Pecker.
“plan?”said Melvin.
“To Bedlam asylum to bust out Mr.Quip, lets go.”
“Not even midgets?”