(one hour of preparation later)

“O.K. people lets move.” yelled Jack. The entire team of S.W.A.T. lept out of the van and stormed into Old Town Pizza in a dramatic fashion. They cocked their guns and got in dramatic pose and the camera man swooped around making every one look awesome.

They then began to search the entire building. The plans showed nothing indicating a secret passage, but it was there. No one lies when threatened with a slow internet connection.

No one.

Half an hour later U.S.W.A.T.#2 said, “Jack, come look at this.”

Jack walked over and then saw a pizza oven about eight feet tall. ”...and we didn’t notice this for half and hour?”

“Yes. Well, lets open it up.”

“No! It might be -“

U.S.W.A.T.#2 opened the door despite the warnings. Suddenly a giant arch of flame shot out melting his face like that guy in the Indiana Jones movie. In fact it also melted his legs, his arms… his liver. You get the idea.

” – trapped. Great. It’ll take the rest of our hour time period to clean this up!”