Aw man, think of all the heroic tales that would be lost! No Lancelot and Guinevere :( No Uther Pendragon. No Merlin. This makes me sad. (But really great job on the ficlet :) You captured what the crowd might have been like when Arthur attempted it very well!

aww no u killed King Arthur………. next ur gonna have robin hood get an arrow and zorro fall off his horse… jk classic well described..

This is really cool. Fun little take on the story.

lol. this is an awesome idea, and one i never would have thought of. i agree with melia that its sad about having lost all of the legends as a result…but awesome ficlet, and perfect for this challenge. thanks for entering!

Nooo, you killed Arthur (or did he kill himself?). Very funny.

LOL ! I love Arthurian tales, and you have taken them away, waaah! Really humorous though.
I wonder what reaction the people watching had in those few seconds.

Horrific but kind of funny too. That’ll cost him a corner off his totenship card (which I have sadly misspelled).

I, unfortunately, laughed. Great job.

Nothing to say.

Good old humor, through and through.