“I’m not stupid…” I mumbled defensively.

“Oh…yeah you are.” Colleen said. “Which reminds me…”

Colleen started to dig in her pockets, and pulled out what looked like a metal dog collar with a wire attached to it.

Wait….since when do skimpy dresses have pockets?

“What’s that thi-OWWW!!!!”

“It’s a shock collar for stupid people.” Colleen answered me.

“You ripped a chunk of skin off my neck.” I complained.

“So worth it.” Colleen said.