That Amanda is one heck of a ticking bomb. I keep waiting for her to explode.

Oh man, that’s messed up. You’re trying to adhere to the bro code, and your bro is going all douche on you.
Apparently, the storytelling aspect is working. I instinctively wrote “you’re.” I thought about changing it, but felt it was a good enough compliment to keep it there. Good job.

Ooh, now there’s a twist and nicely set up. Bro code is tricky stuff, tricky stuff indeed.