I was sitting on my butt watching t.v. when the doorbell rang. I got up and got the door.

When I opened the door, who should be there right in front of me but the hottest girl in school dressed in a tight-fitting pizza girl uniform.

” You ordered extra pepperoni on ur pizza, right, John?” she asked. She ran her hands though her silky smooth black hair.

” And by the way, like, please pay me 10 extra bucks because , like,i’m almost done earning money with this job, and like, if anybody else sees me doing this, my social life is, like over, like!”she pleaded.

“By the way, if you didn’t, order so much pizza, like, and watch so much T.V., and didn’t suck at baseball, and weren’t like, fat, I’d totally go out with you,” she said as she smiled, took my money, gave me my pizza, and walked away.

I screamed out the door:” Hey sexy! What about me tutoring you tonight?”

” Oh yea! ” she said.

I got into her stylish convertible and we dove off into the night.