It was the morning of the play. So I put on my “attorney” outfit. It was a frilly red dress with yellow sleeves. I put on my blonde wig. I put on my “attorney” makeup. I practiced my lines. I was supposed to say to Goldilocks, “Where were you on the day in question?” Instead I said, “Like whats up, Girlfriend?” I like just want to know where you were that day?”

I know, I’m so good. Time to do my thing.