Well this was unexpectedly funny. I enjoyed it. Although, I have no clue what a rutabaga is. If it’s not a topping on a pepperoni, pineapple and jalepeno pizza, I’ve probably never seen it. =P
Thank you for entering.

allow me to enlighten you on what is a rutabaga is: it’s basically a purplish turnip. In other words, nothing exiting.
I’m glad I could entertain :-)

I have seen a rutabaga, though never have I seen it used in such a funny fictional twist. Nice.

Haha, I love it!

I looked at the list of entries and saw “The last grenade” just following yours and I sort of had a hunch this would go this way. Good twist though, although grenades and bombs only have countdown times in movies.

Pyro Pyro Pyro, three third grades cant defeat the transexual megalomaniac named ‘him’, but they do it on the power puff girls. (Notice how i didn’t say they couldnt fly that is believable, but beating ‘him’ ridiculous. I love the story and i hope that Andy Warhol was wrong because i would hate to see a rash of rudabega I.E.D’s. nice story and way to take risks cause nice stay celibate.

i meant nice guys stay celibate

That was really cute…And more than a little bit scary. I think I’ll stay away from the rutabaga from now on. Of course, I don’t even know what they look like, so I guess it wouldn’t matter either way.

That’s one killer Rutabaga!
i found the dialogue funny.. well written.

@TMJY: It scares me that you know so much about Power Puff Girls… ;)