What happened to coodies???
WHAT HAPPENED TO COODIES ?!?!?!?!?!
You remember the good years, right? Like, first grade? When girls had coodies? Us boys just minded our own bussiness, and then the stupid GIRLS had to get in the way and mess everything up! What’s the point of girls anyways? All they do is wear frilly little dresses and break your heart! (starts crying) W-w-why d-d-d-d-do did she d-d-do this t-t-to m-m-m-m-m-e-e-e-e-ee???
(continues crying for a long, long time)