Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia
Entry 61-
In Japan it is practically illegal to stab your food which is why they use chopsticks instead of forks
Entry 62-
Also it is considered a compliment to slurp soup or tea
Entry 63-
It takes 3 hours to digest meat
Entry 64-
Harry Potter has lost its magic (no pun intended)
Entry 65-
There is a jug of some darn fine cow squirt sitting in your fridge right now ( i am not spying on you but it is the truth)