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Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

Entry 61-

In Japan it is practically illegal to stab your food which is why they use chopsticks instead of forks

Entry 62-

Also it is considered a compliment to slurp soup or tea

Entry 63-

It takes 3 hours to digest meat

Entry 64-

Harry Potter has lost its magic (no pun intended)

Entry 65-

There is a jug of some darn fine cow squirt sitting in your fridge right now ( i am not spying on you but it is the truth)

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