based on Cake’s “Opera Singer” (my current favorite song!)

Conrad threw his cape across the stage as the audience cheered. He bathed in their applause, bowing as he walked off the stage. He passed O’reilly as he was leaving. O’reilly spoke “Great show, Conrad. As always. Are ya goin’ stay and celebrate after the show?”

“Not tonight, Pat,” Conrad replied. “I’m going back to the trailer.”

“Okay..” said Pat. “If you change your mind we’ll still be here”

“See ya.”

“See ya yourself, Pat”

Conrad smiled as he walked out. Pat was a good guy. Too bad he had to vamp him.