“Can’t deal with what?”

“Nothing, forget that I said anything, ‘kay?”

“No, you’re my best friend, my ‘main dawg’”

“Ha, shut up about that, that was a long time ago!”

“Anyway, Jason, what were you gonna tell me?”

“Uh….I don’t know if I can.”

“Why not? We’re best friends.”

“For now.”

“Please, you’re joking ri—wait? You didn’t like do anything,
right? Like hit on Ally, or steal anything.”

“No, god, it’s like the opposite.”

“Fine, then tell me! I’m dying here!”

“I’m….I’m..uh..”

“You’re what?”

“I think I’m gay.”

“So, that doesn’t change anything, Jason, we’ll always be friends.”