“Let me get this straight, you think killing my boss will help me get promoted?” This man had to be insane

“Pecisely, what do you say?” That confirmed it he was crazy.

“Honestly, I think that you are clinically insane and are in need of some serious mental help and phsyciatrical attention my friend.”

“Hm.. Big words coming from somebody at the bottom of the corperate ladder.”

“Sir, it’s not like I work at a major game company like Square Enix or BanDai there isn’t much of a corperate ladder here.”

“If that is true then kill everyone above you and you’ll be garunteed to get the job.”

“I work in a deli and get paid minimum wage I don’t have the money for a hitman.”

“Then simply hire a friendly assasian.”

“Where am I going to find an assasian that is friendly?!”

“Not an assasian that is friendly a friendly assasian.”

“That’s what I said, they are the same.”

“No good man a friendly assasian was in another ficlet, we are in ficlets we don’t exist.”

“You’re insane I’m leaving.”