(to be read with alfred from batman’s accent)Good sir, your words are but modesty. You are most certainly a poet i could tell by the way you poe-ed. In another life we might have been brothers in the ‘son’s of Ben Johnson’. I really enjoyed this and i immediately recognized you as no mere rogue but a scholarly wordsmith.

Hun(don’t be alarmed, I call everyone hun), you are definitely a poet. Far as I see, you’re very talented. In everything, actually. The epic was easy to follow, the poem was good. The rhythm was a little off, but maybe that’s me. Poems have to have rhythm to me. I want to be able to read them out loud and not have to rush some words and have long pauses between others.

@Mask, you are 100% correct. I had a horrible time with the meter on this. I think more time and a larger vocabulary could have helped, but I still had fun with it. Thanks for the constructive criticism.

Psh. Who cares if the meter was off? If Shakespeare can fudge meter, anyone is allowed to.