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Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

Entry 71-

An average human being blinks over 6.2 billion times a year

Entry 72-

Potatoes will smoosh donuts so make sure your donuts are always at the top of the cart not the bottom

Entry 73-

Make sure you knock on your own hotel room door at 3 in the morning otherwise the person in that room will be very upset

Entry 74-

Immature is a word used only by people who dont know how to have fun

Entry 75-

“Your genius talent will find its way to success.” (ooooh mysterious!)

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