“He said what?”

“You know how it is. You can’t always expect the ‘perfect’ answer.”

“Yeah, yeah. I know. But a girl can hope.”

“Hoping is one thing, expecting is another.”

“Who’re you? My counselor now?”

“I’m just trying to help.”

“Sure, Miss Psychologist.”

“You’re so juvenile.”

“And what, you think you’re perfect?”

“Yes, actually, I am.”

“Let me refresh your memory of all the less-than-perfect things you’ve done!”

“But there’s people around!”

“I’ll give you ten seconds to change your mind. 10.”

“Come on. You can’t be serious!”

“9.”

“Pretty please don’t.”

“Take it back. 8…. 7.”

“Never.”

“Fine. 6…. 5.”

“This can’t be legal.”

“Oh, I think it is. 4… 3.”

“Darn you.. Alright, I take it back.”

“Apologize too. 2…. 1-”

“I’m sorry, ok?”

“That’s better. Now I have another favor to ask of you…”