On this planet, true beauty comes from within:

“After we left, we went back to his place.”
“And? I need details.”
“He took out his medical equipment.” she sighed. “He had the most amazing bone density.”
“What about his intestines? cholesterol level?”
“His cholesterol level was very low. His intestines could use some work, though.”
Cheekily: “Did you get a good look at his brain?”
“Geez, we’ve only been dating for three moon cycles! I don’t want to scare him off!”

A pause.

“He did seem more than impressed with my gray matter, though.”