It just goes to show you that when you’ve been up for nine days you can really tell who your friends are.Granted I had been something of a conspicuous mess in that particular den of iniquity for upwards of ten hours or so , but I was hardly a spectacle , well at least until the ninja moles showed up…
Settle down are already know your question , what’s a ninja mole?To this I blithely explained (twitching spastically the entire time)that a ninja mole is the apparition or force that paranoiacs think are the police or a government agency chasing them when they are in the grips of a prolonged delusion.”No man , the DEA is totally staking out my place”-ninja mole , “My phone at work is bugged “-ninja mole, “the government has secret spy satellites in space monitoring my brain function”-big honkin’ ninja mole…You see I simply refused to have delusions of anything so terribly common as any police agency, no if I am to be pursued it would have to be an original creature , and the ninja moles were born…