I assure you, this is not autobiographical. =P

That’s funny and unexpected. Poor guy. You have to feel sorry for him and laugh at him at the same time. I can only think of one thing that would be more embarrassing and I dare not mention it.

I am supremely curious as to what TBS is thinking!
By the way, this could totally double as an entry into your Unexpected Twist challenge, because I wasn’t expecting that ending at all!

This was simultaneously funny and sad… and just a little bit creepy, but I suppose that was the effect you were going for.

The title fits the situation perfectly. Poor guy. XD I feel bad for chuckling. Thanks for entering! : )

Since this was a challenge you knew it wasn’t going to turn out as the guy expected… however I didn’t see this coming.
Well written and funny, great ficlet John.

simply the most evocative and elegant narrative involving a blow-up ever-let me assure you this is not a backhanded complement or like being the smartest kid in special ed-pognant , sick and funny simultaneously

simply the most evocative and elegant narrative involving a blow-up ever-let me assure you this is not a backhanded complement or like being the smartest kid in special ed-poignant , sick and funny simultaneously

just when i thought this was gonna be about his small wing-ding, you pull this out of your butt.. simply brilliant!
Man that’s funny – that just made my day!

OMG I laughed out loud.. did Not see that coming was caught up in the erotic moment, thought id need a cold shower, then Pop.. sss… hysterical. You won the challenge no doubt.. yeah ur LoA material..

no way.. the ending really takes you by surprise.. the first half is written really well. And the ending is the opposite of what your expecting.