“Abused strawberry” is a stroke of genius. That Sassy sure is full of sass.

too many comments, and not enough space, so I’ll just give you 5 stars instead of my 2 cents. Your safe from my comments….for now.

lol @kruitar.. this story is cool, you get to see another side to ms sassy.

ok lets just say that a pair of jeans cost50$ calamigne lotion for scratches cost 7$ and viagra cost 10$ i hear i wouldn’t know, lol, i think she better be good he already has 67 dollars in the bird and aint even put a leg in the crosshairs. i had to use the euphamisms to get yall back for gettin me sucked into this chick flick like this.(and liken it)

@TMJY – do you work for mastercard?
Jeans – $50
Calamigne lotion – $ 7
viagra – $10
having Sassy take the rap for you – priceless
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BTW , Paul has already had a 1 night stand with Sassy at the frat party, but he doesn’t remember her. So techniquely, using your turn of phrase, “he’s already pepper that bird with buck shot.”

Wow, I don’t visit ficlets for about 12 hours and I come back and find this crazy comment thread.
Seems like I missed an awesome sequel, too. Great job, TBS . But um, what exactly is Paul being arrested for?
By the way, I loved the “abused strawberry” bit.

Oh, that was a line I had to cut for space… I think it had something to do with resisting arrest or probable cause.

You get 5 stars from me. I’d hate to be an abused strawberry.

You’ve got sequel!