If I were Paul, I might have chosen the jail cell. Something tells me that a debt of honor to Sassy is not something to be trifled with. I loved his muffled squeak at the end, a perfect exit noise. Great clincher with Sassy and the cop laughing at him as he runs off… I hope he doesn’t run into anything on the way home!

Cold. Laughing at the poor guy like that. Though based on “my mom is going to stop paying my car payments,” it might be well-deserved.
The adolescent ellipses strikes again. Although on yours it could simply be an extra period, leftover from editing rather than an ellipses that isn’t finished growing.
As usual, very well done, engaging, and fun dialog.

The ellipses will remain adolescent because I ran out of character space. (Blows raspberry.)
Nah, just kidding, I was having fun with you calling it adolescent. Duly noted and axed.

You’ve got adolescent ellipsis free sequel!

I thought adolescent ellipses was clever, but then again I laugh at fart jokes. =P