Ohh, she got punk’d. Good call. I really like Sassy for some reason. I don’t think I’d ever want to be friends with her, but I wouldn’t mind watching her on TV.
Also, I think that one line “Officer Milo is it?” could use a slight pause between “Officer” and “Milo.” A comma or ellipses would work, to give the impression that she starts with “Officer” before reading the “Milo” part. Your call though.

I concur. I had to change the wording slightly later in the sentence to keep it under the character count, but the ellipses is golden.

Exactly the direction I wanted to take it, tbs. Fantabulous.
And oh, you kooky JP, you and your ellipses.
BTW , the name Milo? Freaking awesome.

Exactly the direction I wanted to take it, tbs. Fantabulous.
And oh, you kooky JP, you and your ellipses.
BTW , the name Milo? Freaking awesome.

You’ve got sequel again!