You do not see this ficlet. Read it and your sanity will be questioned. This entire webpage is simply a figment of your imagination. Do not dwell on it. Click the browse stories link and forget that you ever saw such a ridiculous piece of lunacy.

Hello there. Do you know where I am? I don’t know either. Maybe we should just walk away from this ficlet and pretend we never saw it. Yes?

Good.

What? What ficlet? What are you talking about?