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The peppy breakfast slayer.

My coffee is mocking me!
You stupid, insignifigant mixture of caffine, hot water, and lots of shugar!You will pay for being so peppy!I will show you!
(slurping and drinking noises)
Mmmmmmmm….......
Yummy.
(turning in swivel chair)
Ah!!
You there! Yes you, doghnut creature! You shall pay for being so round and circular!Attack!!!!
(eating noises)
Yummy.
I am the peppy breakfast slayer! Beware all peppy coffees and circularly round doughnut creatures!
I will find you.
AND EAT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!

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