After standing in front of Colleen’s door, trying to pry off my shock collar and open the door at the same time, for a few minutes, I started to wander around.

In the lunch room, I overheard some pretty cool conversations going on. there was this one lanky-and-tired-looking guy who was talking animatedly about what I thought was his job. He must have been some kind of entrepreneur or somethin’.

“You’d be amazed at how much you can make.” He grinned. “I make so much of this….”

Aha!!!! There’s a good idea!!

I heard about what that guy was talking about on courtTV once!

A ran up to Colleen’s door and knocked. She answered by looking at me blankly through the threshold.

“Colleen, Colleen, Colleen I gots an idea on how I could help!!!” I said. “I should- OOOWWW !!!!”

I got shocked by my collar, but she heard the rest of my scentence.

Next thing I knew, Colleen was yelling at me:

“ JOSH !!! WE ARE NOT GOING TO SET UP A METH LAB !!!!“