I know that I’m about to tell you something that will sound completely insane, but you’ll just have to believe me. I’ve had quite an unusual experience. I’ve been inside an alien spaceship. I haven’t technically been abducted, I just followed two aliens that I happened to see running across a field and got caught in their transporter beam.
It was amazing! They had things that would almost be impossible to describe. You skeptics are probably wondering where my proof is, well, if you want proof, look into developments from Mastery, Inc., and I also would seriously consider investing in the company.
Anyway, after I returned to Earth, I apparently sounded a little strange and I ended up getting arrested. Noboby believed me. Only the cop believed me, and I am going to get serious trouble from him.