Bear Watch day 1
There were no bears at work today I felt very out of place. Tony has the latest cellphone, my rock could not compare.
My boss embarrassed me by pointing out my shedding problem in front of the entire office. I cried a lot often. Then I ate his face. I took a nap at 2:30 and then I ate some faces. I caught a fish on the way home from work I like living in a cave on the shore.