here are some things you may want to think about when your bored;

why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?
why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
if flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
if you try to fail to succeed, which have you done?
why would you want to watch movies on an ipod with a screen thats tiny when you can watch it on a regular tv?
why haven’t people come up with a real, male version of “slut”?
what is the point of myspace?
which came first; the chicken or the egg?
why is it then when you blow air on a dog, it gets upset, but when you go in a car, it sticks its head out the window?
why are there expiration dates on water bottles?
why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

i will leave you to think
more questions to come.