even more questions;

why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic’?
why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out’?
if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
if money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV ?
if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
why did you just try singing the two songs above?

if you have anymore questions that are funny leave a note for me and i’ll make another list :)
thanks!