so i was bombing down this hill on roller blades just smashing kids in the back of the head with this petrified baguette i grabbed out of a garbage can up on hyde street and when i get to the bottom i wiped out into the front of this little store that sells pornographic etchings of prominent literary figures making love to the fictional characters they created but luckily the big window in the front of the store was made of plexiglass so i just bounced back a few feet and kind of picked myself up and dusted myself off and ate a couple of bagels and then i figured i should try to do it again but without smacking into the storefront this time