We turned around. A man with a huge nose ring stood looming over us. “You are in the land of the elves,â€? he said. “Yea and I’m Bob Saget,â€? Al said sarcastically. The man stared at Al, wide-eyed. “Ym stncersi esolagiap, erstma,â€? he said. “What the hell did he just say?â€? Al said. The man looked puzzled. “You have forgotten the language of the Ancient,â€? he said, disappointed, “Follow me, Mr. Saget, I will explain everything.â€? Al looked at me and he had dollar signs in his eyes. All of a sudden, the man turned around and grabbed my throat. “Why are you following? Friend or foe, Mr. Saget?â€? “Hmm,â€? Al hesitated. Say friend, say friend! My mind screamed at him. “Foe,â€? he finally said.