Elves and frogs alike gathered in a Pow-Wow fashion. As a priest walked to Al with something shining in his hands, someone carried a lit torch over to me. “No!â€? I cried, “You can’t do this to us! What kind of animals are you?â€? The torch bearer hesitated and said, “Ew rea enoggfr envel. Ew tea anmahus.â€? I loosened my leg a bit and kicked the torch out of his hand. “I demand you to let me go! The Saget has spoken!â€? I heard Al scream. This is his entire fault. “What’s going to happen now? Huh?â€? I yelled in anger, “You’re not even Bob Saget!â€? The crowd stopped. “Mymmo thaw idd eh yas? Thwa’s ngowr?â€? a child whispered. “I know,â€? Bob Saget took off his mask as Shakmaranui. “Bob Saget?!â€? The whole place said in unison. “I am the father of these Saget-worshipping elves, and I command them to EAT YOU !â€? The crowd stood, frozen to their spot. “Eat them?â€? he said again. The elves attacked him. CLUNK ! Something hit me hard. I think it was a coconut…