So, here’s my edition:

Demented – unfair and/or ridiculous. See also “retarded”

Ex. “Dude, that was frigging demented.”

Chuck Norris – often used as an excuse or punchline of an otherwise unfunny joke.

Ex. “Why isn’t your homework done?” “Chuck Norris.” or “Guess who came over last night.” “Chuck Norris.”

Ice – often said after an insult has been made, implying that “(ex.) You’re gonna need ice for that burn.”

Edward Cullen – describes someone who is beautiful and perfect. Usually used by female Twilerds describing a guy.

Ex. “What’s he like?” “He’s my Edward Cullen.”

Make my life – an event or person that makes one very happy.

Ex. “Omg, if he comes, that would totally make my life.”