I was gonna write an epic poem called:

<em>Two bad-asses meet after one of 'em gets freaky with the others lady and then they throw down like wild effin ninjas</em>

But your stuff is better.

That’s supposed to read

“Two bad-asses meet after one of ‘em gets freaky with the others lady and then they throw down like wild effin ninjas”

didn’t come out right on my browser

Did Malory somehow inspire The Princess Bride? I totally get that vibe from this. It’s incredibly fanciful and fun. It’s really amazing how different this is than Bagman.
And Ben, that sounds like an awesome poem.