Dear Ms. Sarah Jane

I am not another fan of Doctor Who who shall say that he person who shares your name in that show is my favorite character. No, I am a fan of Doctor Who but not in that way or form. I am guessing that you must get a lot of fan mail, and that it is very annoying.

Hopefully, vey soon after you read this (or maybe you never will) you shall recieve a gift on your doorstep. Since you do share the same name as Sarah Jane from Doctor Who, I thought you would like to maybe play around with people. Of course, I don’t know if you look like the character or not, but I thought you might like the gift overall.

Sincerely,

Dr. Fredrick Who
University of Medical Knowledge
Canada