lol this is funny.

Haha!

Which deity’s arse did I not kiss?

Best line ever.

Fantastic ode. Seems as though you’ve experienced this somewhat recently.

@John – Yup, me and the whole family have all got a cold at the moment. I thought that I would try and express my views on it

I have to agree with the others. Great work. Having had a sinus cold recently, I can fully empathize.