It's what's for lunch

Philip prepared the sandwich. He spared no expense to achieve hand-held perfection. Smoked turkey, tomato, swiss, and dijon mustard in a panini. Even butlers love the grill. He carefully placed a selection of sweet potato chips and a pickle on the plate. Turkey contains tryptophan and that might play well for later.

He brings it to his master… There’s only a frown. Master says he wanted two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese on a sesame seed bun.

Philip, clearly insulted, goes off into a rage.

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