“Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.”

Captain Jack Sparrow sailed the seas in his dingy. He had his rum in one hand and the paddle in the other. He took a long swig of his rum and looked around.
“Fountain of Youth….”
He looked on the scroll again. He turned the circles.
“Up is down. Sunrise sets a flash of green…”
He took another swig of rum.
“Alright you got what you wanted. Will Turner is Captain of the Flying Dutchman and I’m here looking for the Fountain of Youth. Something you’re sure I’m never going to find. However,if you know me at all, you know that I am mad. And that’s a good thing because if I wasn’t this would probably never work.”
He turned to the setting sun.
“Immortality is grand.”
He finished off his rum and stood up.
“Looks like Elizabeth isn’t the only one who knows how to make the rum disappear.”
The sun set and he flipped over his dingy.
There was a bright flash of green.

“Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.”