Ha! This was very nice, though the cook’s greeting was a little unclear. Did you mean something like: “Do you want your usual, Mark?”
I think that might be easier to understand. But overall, terrific job.

Poor disslusional Mark, in nursing home, thinks he’s like Wyatt Earp.

very humourous, but of course you wrote a humor column so id expect that from you. Your profile is amusing. I lok forwward to reading more from you.

I like it, but the whole “wall o’ text” isn’t doing it for me. Try breaking it into different pghs, if you can spare the characters.