Very silly and fun. Odd shift from not wanting to wake him up to waking him up if he wants to, but I guess panic, curiosity, and impatience can explain that.

lol. I love this, maybe it’s just the fact that I am extremely random though and tend to like random things. Good Job.

Great dialogue! It felt like a mix of those ‘world’s dumbest criminals’ stories, the makings of a Fark headline, and the setup to a Steven Wright joke. I lol’d :) And I’m very happy you ficleted :)

very… strange. but hilarious.
[i’d throw away my couch, too, if there was a naked dorito-stained man sleeping on it.]

Great quirky dialog. It’s similar to the real-life story from about a year ago. A Florida couple had found a guy, in his underwear, on their couch. He had made a broke in, made snack, took off his clothes, and went to sleep.